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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Bastard
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Please follow
Don't wallow
I don't
swallow
So don't ask
And life is nothin but a series of existential
comments... that torment my
soul
Hey great blog! Please follow www.boringnarcissisticnotalent.blogboredom.com
I'll try to keep the poetry to a minimum. I love you.
Misfits,
You crack my ass up.
Ms. Moon,
Okay, okay--I'll read your poetry blog, but there will be no other exceptions, unless Bukowski comes back from the dead.
My haikus don't count right? Please don't leave me!!!!
What if it's done in an offensive Dr.Seuss style?
I know. And I like poetry. Honestly, I can't read the blogs where they write anything that is not real. Even if it's brilliant. Even though I love fiction books.
Why is that I wonder?
Thanks for making me laugh.
Are profane limericks allowed?
ok so what if im feeling like all spiritual and possessed by the rhyming spirit? u aint gon read what it blesses me with writing that day?
Between this post and these comments my morning just got a little better. But don't worry, I am not inspired to write a poem or anything.
A dirty poetry blog would be neat.
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