Wednesday, March 16, 2011

If Your Blog Is a Poetry Blog, I'm NOT Following You

So forget that shit.

15 comments:

Dirty Blonde said...

:( ?

Misfits Vintage said...

Sarcastic
Spastic
Plastic

Bastard
Pus Turd

Please follow
Don't wallow
I don't

swallow

So don't ask

And life is nothin but a series of existential


comments... that torment my



soul

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Ms. Moon said...

I'll try to keep the poetry to a minimum. I love you.

Lisa D. said...

No poetry on my motherfucking blog!


: )

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Misfits,
You crack my ass up.

Ms. Moon,
Okay, okay--I'll read your poetry blog, but there will be no other exceptions, unless Bukowski comes back from the dead.

Jeannie said...

My haikus don't count right? Please don't leave me!!!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

No, Jeannie. Your haikus are sort of angry and to the point, and I dig that. That's why I like Bukowski. Fucker didn't beat around the damn bush.

Mr.Mischief said...

What if it's done in an offensive Dr.Seuss style?

Bethany said...

I know. And I like poetry. Honestly, I can't read the blogs where they write anything that is not real. Even if it's brilliant. Even though I love fiction books.
Why is that I wonder?
Thanks for making me laugh.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Are profane limericks allowed?

CHØCØГАТЕ AND GØГĐ said...

ok so what if im feeling like all spiritual and possessed by the rhyming spirit? u aint gon read what it blesses me with writing that day?

Jill said...

Between this post and these comments my morning just got a little better. But don't worry, I am not inspired to write a poem or anything.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Bethany,
I live to make you laugh.

Mel,
Maybe.

Dovie,
You crack me up always. I love you so!

Jill,
Good to hear from you, buddy. Thanks for not being inspired to write a poem, especially rhyming poetry. I hate that shit.

I love all my motherfuckers! YES, I DO.

Syd said...

A dirty poetry blog would be neat.

Sweden said...

poetry=gay as in stupid=yawn

i fucking hate poetry too my eyes blur after the first line and then my brain shuts itself completely down