If your dumb ass is going to insist on wearing pajamas, STAY AT HOME! Wearing pajamas in public makes you a slovenly motherfucker, and you ought to pay my ass to have to look at that shit.
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20 comments:
I could not agree more.
That's why I only wear pajamas at home, but out in public the ass-less chaps are the pants of choice!
Dear SB, I confess I wear my pyjamas to the supermarket sometimes. They're not embarrassing ones like this though. And I always put a smart coat buttoned up and boots with them. I'm actually quite a slob. Love you xx
I've never been one for a comedy pyjama or a sweat top! xx
Where you been, SB? Don't ya' know that if you have an ass that's not as big as the state of Kansas, pajama bottoms are perfectly acceptable for day wear. (It's part of the Old Navyization of the US.)
But, this guy's ass was just too big. I'm horrfied. Or horified, however you spell it. Appalled. Apalled?
Very upset.
I do not understand such laziness. I see it all the time here too. A couple weeks ago, I saw a young couple crossing the street from their apartment to a coffee shop and you just know they'd just got out of bed. I just don't want to have to think of these things.
Oh! and back in the 60's a woman would get totally DRESSED UP to go to the bank. That was a classy spot!
Love you lots.
Amen and this also includes sweat pants and anything with a logo
( I'm not paying for something, then advertise for them, too )
I see your shopping cart ;)
are you also sneaky bastard ?
Love it!
xXX
reva
PS, I noticed you are from Buttfuck-
hey I'm from their less popular neighbors, Cincinnati :)
(insert expletive name here)........
I am too tired to think of one, and you are so much better at it.
I agree. I don't want to look at that either.
I am known to wander in my back yard in my PJs and maybe run to the end of the driveway but never to the store. Tacky and just plain lazy. Fix yourself up a little, damnit!
BMelons,
Jesus H. What a fucking slob.
Ms. Moon,
That's because you were raised right.
Mr. Mischief,
Ass-less chaps are always in style. Laugh.
Christina, My Dear,
You are anything BUT a slob. Love you.
Lucy at Home,
Old Navyization. Love it. Perfect.
Jeannie,
I was hoping the Canadians had more sense than to be slobs like us. I love you!
Retro Reva,
I've been to Cincinnati lots. Love the town.
Syd,
You, too, were raised right.
Melly Mel,
I'm with ya, girl. Love you!
I agree!
I only venture out to put the bin out and would NEVER go out in obviously pjamma-y looking trews.
Why would someone DO that?!!!!
AX
Pajamas are best accessorized with hair curlers.
I used to go to work in my pajamas. I guess it would be redundant to add that I hated that job.
Absolutely! Yikes!
@SB...you always make me laugh. I love that.
OMG.. I have to confess to walking the dogs in my field in my pj's but hell no way any further xx
I totally agree...so ridiculous...and funny but I just found this quote which is quite suitable here: "I don't understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little-if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that's the day she has a date with destiny. And it's best to be as pretty as possible for destiny." - Coco Chanel (the style queen in my book!)
Love you, great weekend to all!
Steph,
I care, obviously. I don't like slobs. People should have some damn personal pride.
WendyB,
Probably so. Shiver. Welcome to you!
Tatty,
That made me laugh.
BMelons,
Thanks, sister!
Ruby Tuesday,
You have a large property, so that works.
Wit,
Great quote. Love it. And you!
SB
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