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SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, March 28, 2011
I'd like to shove that cell phone up your ass.
Nobody enjoys your personalized ringtone, but you, fucker.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
I like the cell phones set to vibrate that I never need to hear beyond that innocuous buzz.
Happy Monday to you, my little ray of sunshine! :))
(I suppose leaving sarcastic comments could require a trip to the proctologist.)
Love and hugs to you SB.
AGREED!!!!
Yes, but I enjoy them so much.
They provide little opportunities for dancing, don't you think?
Did you have that hideous Crazy Frog thing there? I wanted to machete anyone who had it as a ringtone. Idiots!
Have a good week and thanks for your brilliant comments. Love you SB xx
I have some funky rings. But I agree, no one wants to hear them but me.
i want the super mario theme song as my ringtone
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