Monday, March 28, 2011

I'd like to shove that cell phone up your ass.

Nobody enjoys your personalized ringtone, but you, fucker.

9 comments:

Jeannie said...

I like the cell phones set to vibrate that I never need to hear beyond that innocuous buzz.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Happy Monday to you, my little ray of sunshine! :))
(I suppose leaving sarcastic comments could require a trip to the proctologist.)

Love and hugs to you SB.

Eeek said...

AGREED!!!!

downtown guy said...

Yes, but I enjoy them so much.

Ms. Moon said...

They provide little opportunities for dancing, don't you think?

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Did you have that hideous Crazy Frog thing there? I wanted to machete anyone who had it as a ringtone. Idiots!

Have a good week and thanks for your brilliant comments. Love you SB xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
That's the considerate thing to do.

Mel,
You are special to my heart, and so is A.

Eeek,
Welcome. Love you name. Laugh.

DTG,
You would. Laugh. You know I adore you.

Ms. Moon,
I dance like a monkey on crack. You wouldn't want to see it.

Christina,
Laugh. No, sorry I missed that. NOT. Love you loads.

In fact, love to all my motherfuckers. Thanks for reading my crap writing.

SB

Syd said...

I have some funky rings. But I agree, no one wants to hear them but me.

Sweden said...

i want the super mario theme song as my ringtone