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I know virtually nothing about either of them except their names. But the article cleared up the whole "What the hell is a Kardashian and why are they famous?" a little bit. Yawn.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I know virtually nothing about either of them except their names. But the article cleared up the whole "What the hell is a Kardashian and why are they famous?" a little bit. Yawn.
Oh my. She's selling shoes in Mexico. For some reason, this makes a lot of sense to me.
dude is paris hilton adjusting her sack????
xxalainaxx
Is she looking for her stash?
She has some large junk.
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