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Friday, March 4, 2011
Sometimes I look like this bitch after a rough night out.
Can't say I ever look that good any more. I love her shoes though. I hope they kept a sample of that liquid if that's what was preserving her - wonder why it didn't dry out? Why not leave her in it?
Not the same thing but... It's reminded me of when The Actor said he wanted to take me to see the terracotta army at the British Museum FOR MY BIRTHDAY?? Why would I want to see an exhibition with rows and rows of broken chipped terracotta statues that look the same? Luckily he was taking the piss and took me to the Fat Duck instead. Phew. I would really have had to rearrange my face at that one.
We humans take this anti-aging stuff too far. I hope the scientists hurry up and figure out how to turn off the aging gene, and we can be done with this death thing once and for all.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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The photo of somebody sort of holding her hand gave me the willies... in a fun way.
Can't say I ever look that good any more. I love her shoes though. I hope they kept a sample of that liquid if that's what was preserving her - wonder why it didn't dry out? Why not leave her in it?
Dearest SB, that is amazing!
Not the same thing but... It's reminded me of when The Actor said he wanted to take me to see the terracotta army at the British Museum FOR MY BIRTHDAY?? Why would I want to see an exhibition with rows and rows of broken chipped terracotta statues that look the same? Luckily he was taking the piss and took me to the Fat Duck instead. Phew. I would really have had to rearrange my face at that one.
Have a brilliant weekend xx
the bake she has on her in the second picture down she looks like she in labour, giving one last shove.
We humans take this anti-aging stuff too far. I hope the scientists hurry up and figure out how to turn off the aging gene, and we can be done with this death thing once and for all.
And size isn't importnt either, as we men keep telling you....
Have a good week, from Big Boonie and Little Mrs S
You look good then! Just kidding. Love you.
wow.. she's so tiny. incredible how well preserved she is.
Christina,
I wouldn't want to go see the terracotta army either. Dull as ditchwater. The Actor is too funny. Evidently, he likes messing with you.
Love you loads,
SB
Jeannie,
That was fucking funny. You crack me up.
Love,
SB
Danny!
I've missed you!
Denny,
Who wants to live forever, as that sage Freddie Mercury asked? Not me.
Boonie!
Love to you and the Mrs.!
Syd,
Love you mas, buddy.
Terena,
Yes, amazing stuff.
Thanks for all the comments. I love my peeps!
SB
If I forget my face cream I look a lot like that. The joys of this cold dry MN weather.
Hugs to you dear SB.
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