Seriously, I am STILL in love with Bill Clinton. I think Bill should be president AGAIN. He'd straighten this hot mess of a country out. I don't give a flying fuck what Bill did in his personal life either. I didn't vote for his ass based on his morality. I voted for him so that he could do a good job as president, and HE DID. Bill is my favorite president and always will be. My great-grandmother had a lighted picture of JFK on her wall. My ass will have a lighted photo of Bubba, or even better, a life-sized statue in my entryway! You betcha, motherfuckers.
[Bill, I'm a fat ass like Monica. If you like the fat asses, give me a call! I'll be waiting by the phone.]
16 comments:
You are awesome and I love you.
Oh SB I agree! I can't help it. He and Hillary came to my hometown when I was maybe 12 or so... anyway, He was yummy to my adolescent eyes then and still is, (plus he did a hell of a job with the whole president thing!)
Steph,
And I love you. You are one of my best internet friends.
Amber Elise,
Clearly, you have great taste!
I like him too. I think that he would straighten things out.
Dear SB, I agree, Bill was the best. Love you xx
I want a black velvet painting of Bill.
Terena,
I'm with you, babe. Black velvet paintings just reek of class. I especially like dogs playing poker in velvet! My ex-boyfriend had that one.
I'm afraid if I met him I'd drag him off to a closet somewhere and have my way with him. Now that he's a vegan, I could probably overcome his man-strength.
Wait. Did I just say I would rape him? Oh god. I hope not.
You are awesome, and he'd make a great president one more time. I never cared about his morality either.
SB,
I know just how you feel (I think)
and I agree 100%.
j.
SB!
I'll sleep with all three of them at once!
Luv u and good luck always!
WHV.
Ms. Moon,
Is he vegan? I don't know how anyone from the South can be vegan. How would you go the rest of your life without good BBQ? That shit is crazy!
Guy in the silk taffeta dress,
I'm so glad you're back. I've missed you!
WHV,
We are soul sisters. I adore you!
I have always been a huge Bill Clinton fan. I personally don't care how many blowjobs the man gets while in office as long as he can run the country. He has "the right stuff" in my book.. Good taste as always SB..xxoo
I still adore Bill, too.
And FYI, I've actually met and talked with Monica several times here in LA, as she is a very good friend of a friend of mine. She is a kind, good person -- royally screwed in every way imaginable all those years ago. She never speaks ill of Bill, though.
He's doing it to try and help his heart. Poor thing.
I am just reading back because your blog is so much fun. I definitely agree with you regarding Slick Willie... he is the one President who makes me think I could have been President if I really, really tried... had a Mom who liked to play the ponies among other things we had in common (loving the big girls is among them!).
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