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Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Shit SB Says
I had a spam visit from someone named Shemale Porno this morning. My day is complete.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
"Shemale Porno."
Wow.
Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. I love you!
Good morning, dear love! You are precious to my heart.
You attract all kinds, don't ya!
Love to you.
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