Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
There's a place called 'Tenderloin' - THAT is the real crime here.
Sarah xxx
Sarah,
Yeah, and they peddle ass there. Go figure.
I got a barain fountain pen for 30p and 2 packs of 20 crayons for 7p each yesterday. Then I was pissing round someone's back garden when I found a painting back (you know just the board bit, no picture) where I did a cartoon portrait in the crayons in the Simpsons/Mr Men style I was talking about and my friend Paddadadster thought it looked really cool. I left it chez lui as collateral as he lent me a few pounds until next week "to buy food" and it really is food for once and not heroin~~!!
Gleds,
If you lived closer, I'd make you a meal. Of course, the way I cook (BADLY), you might not survive it.
Love you tons!
Post a Comment