Monday, March 21, 2011

I'd Still Fuck Him

Gerard Depardieu "Potiche" premiere at the Gaumont Opera cinema.

16 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Yeah but I wouldn't fuck that lady.

Jeannie said...

I couldn't figure out who the heck he was. Yes, he always came across as a really great sort of guy. With a great honking nose. But he wears it well.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I'd fuck 'em both. I'm partial to the French.

Jeannie,
I just found out Gerard lost his 37 year old son, Guillaume, last year, unexpectedly. I'd eat and eat and drink and drink, too. Poor soul.

Sweden said...

sb u know i have a hard on for big noses, but his nose is BUTT ugly and looks like a butt, yuck

Alison Cross said...

That lady is Catherine Deneuve, is it not? give or take my spelling.

I'd do them both.

I've been partial to a bit of Mr Depardieu myself over the years. Again, spelling is a bit crap, but you know what I mean.

When I saw him in Cyrano De Bergerac my heart just melted. A lovely big bear of a man....

Sorry to hear that he lost his son, I didn't know that.

Ali x

Anonymous said...

Funny how a man's penis is just like his nose, with the tip of the nose being almost identical to head of dick. The bridge of the nose gives a very good idea of the shaft - wide, narrow, long, short. I can never look at Yasser Arafat without seeing his dick stuck to his face. Random Monday thoughts.

Misfits Vintage said...

I would not fuck Gerard. He'd squish me. I would fuck Steve Buscemi, however, and I'd probably squish him, so what does that tell ya about me? I don't know. Too awkward.

Sarah xxx

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, oh yes Gerard definitely has something about him!

Catherine Deneuve's looking pretty good too. Love you my friend xx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Swedz,
That made me laugh, but you have to see the guy in action, somehow he is adorable, despite the nose and the weight. I hope you are not too tired from working so much. I'll bet Meep and Mango will miss you.

Ali,
Yeah it is Deneuve. Looks like she smelled something bad, doesn't it?

Anonymous,
That was funny. Please join us anytime.

Misfits,
You crack me up. Buscemi? Weird. Love you.

Christina,
Oh, to look like Deneuve. She is stunning. Love you lots.

Lori said...

SB- I would rather do Steve Buscemi as well. I am weird, but ah, so what. One man or woman's junk is another's.....I do not like that picture of Deneuve. She is still stunning, but I agree, something must have stunk at the time of this photo...xoxo

Anonymous said...

Late in the game, but popping in to say: I just watched (last week, over three days) the 1976-ish 5-hour Bertolucci epic Novecento (1900) and omigodh Youthful Depardieu as a passionate Italian (yeah) Socialist is purty. dang. dreamy. Also: Donald Sutherland as a creepy Italian (yeah) Fascist is nightmarish. And Dominique Sanda = delectable. I could go on, but I'll stop.

I am sorry to hear about his son.

--The Indextronaute

drollgirl said...

i would not. he is all yours!

FrankandMary said...

The nose is way too much for me.
So take him :-).

Syd said...

No thanks. But I get your point. Maybe he gets mail from Shemale Porno too.

Spadoman said...

Yeah yeah yeah, but would any of you fuck me? I don't care if you'd fuck him or anyone else, but I'd sure like to be included in the conversation. I'm gettingmold and no one ever tells me that any more. Makes me sad.
His nose looks like the nose in this old movie with Dan Akroyd years ago where he plays a judge in a small town and...It was called "Nothing But Trouble". Look it up to see the above mentioned nose.
I wouldn't do either him or her. Just sayion'

Peace, whatever's left of it.

Sweden said...

meeps and bango have been super cuddly with me when i get to bed, lol just one more week of super hard work then i can breathe and relax

someone talking about steve buscemi up there, i actually think he is hot lol is that weird or what?? i rather fuck steve than brad pitt