Thursday, March 31, 2011

How a Dame Should Look

If I was a guy, these skinny-stick bitches wouldn't do it for me. I'd be chasing after this shit here.

16 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Amen, sister.

Eeek said...

absofeckinglutely!

Jeannie said...

Like Archie said - girls were girls and men were men.

My Dad hated Charlie's Angels because they were way too skinny - away at the start of idiocy. Twiggy may have been a precursor but no man thought she was sexy. I remember girls in high school drinking special shakes to put weight on so their knobby knees and jutting pelvic bones wouldn't be such a turn off. Can you imagine anyone doing that now?

(Nothing against gay men but I have to think that their prevalence in the fashion industry - and the fact that fleshy women's bodies don't turn them on while a young male figure does (more) - is why we get stuck with that boobless, hipless image as the ideal. That and skinny drapes cloth better than bulgy.)

Danny said...

is that Christina Hendricks aka Joan from Mad Men? Irregardless, - christ-in-a-cabbage patch doll what sweet sweet curves and turns. i'd like to draw a map of her, in her honour, those lovely big round hips jut out like two scenic peninsulas overlooking her fragrant goddess-ful landscape!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
You make some excellent points here. I agree with your dad. Farrah had great hair though--apropos of nothing. Love you.

Danny,
Yes it is, love, and that bitch is FINE. Good to hear from you, brother.

stanimalandannimal said...

So true!! I used to have an ad for weight gain powder in my bathroom with Edy Williams saying, "don't let them call you skinny!"~ I long for those sensible days!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Stanimalandannimal,
Wow, that's quite a moniker. Welcome! Thanks for reading me. Please come back anydamntime.

Best,

SB

*BURN MY CANDLE* said...

I think she is so gorgeous. Christina's only problem is she has trouble in her her personal life outside the show trying to dress herself. She just has to learn how to do that outside the show and she is slowly but surely getting there. I appreciate her image so much. Its much needed.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dovie,
It SURE IS much needed. You got that right, babe. Love you!

tulpen said...

I'd do her.

Sweden said...

man i would KILL babies to have a bit of fat on me so NOT fair (i say this as i have some midnight bacon)
actually i would kill babies just for fun cause they yell a lot and smell like poo, also fucking impossible to have a conversation with them

the guy in the silk taffeta dress said...

My feelings exactly.
A man needs something to grab and a gal has to have something to flaunt down the street :)
take care,luv u,
j.

Parabolic Muse said...

I love that show!

Syd said...

Jutting pelvic bones hurt. And scrawny clavicles are hard to snuggle up to.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Tulpen,
Me too!

Parabolic Muse,
I have never seen it. I am just aware of the cast.

Syd,
Yes indeedy, brother.

Kissa said...

This almost makes me proud of my damn hips for a second. I'm happy to hear men are still into that though. :)

I'm the perfect size for cuddling though!