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Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Shit SB Says
The Mormons are going to be so disappointed when they die and realize they could have been having fun all that time.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Do you hear me rolling with laughter?
I know! But then some of them are polygamists so they'll be laughing too.
Ms. Moon,
I LIVE to make you laugh. Seriously.
Jeannie,
I don't know, babe. One spouse was enough for me.
i wrote and rewrote my comment four times and decided this isn't my blog, it's yours.
but i have some choice words, i tell you.
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