The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
I was thinking of getting a scooter for Dex to drag me around on but after seeing this, maybe I'll just let him use it.
Better looking than the guy who hit on me last night.~Mary
Jeannie,
I want of photo of that shit. I dig Dex!
Mary,
At least somebody hit on you.
Love you broads,
SB
Dear SB, I love Norman! Isn't he gorgeous! Love you xx
When we were in Apalachicola a few weeks ago, there was a Sheltie on a skate board. No kidding. He could do it, too.
Christina,
Yes, Norm is FAB!
Ms. Moon,
I would have paid to see that shit.
Love you broads,
SB
I love most dogs WAY more than I love most people. Amen and out.
Sarah xxx
HA! Love this!
My doggie is way too cool to move around that much, though.
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