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I watched that show last night and my thoughts seeing her in that were WTF!!! I didn't think anyone wore the 80's gear to work out. shorts and t-shirts is all I ever see around here. And the headband?
I love you though. I would be in heaven if you posted a picture of you in this outfit. I might even switch teams.
I watched this show last night for the first time ever because NCIS was a rerun. It's so sad when actresses outlive their Shakespear in Love talent and have to go back to TV roles... Oh, and the show is completely over-rated!
Was this from Glee? Without knowing why she was dressed like an extra from an Olivia Newton-John video I can't really comment. But it's quite a dated work-out look.
Although I'd be quite happy to be built like Gwinnie :-)
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21 comments:
I REALLY CANT STAND HER. SHE'S AS FLAT AS ROAD KILL AFTER A MACK TRUCK!
Is she reprising the Jamie Lee Curtis role in Perfect?
I watched that show last night and my thoughts seeing her in that were WTF!!! I didn't think anyone wore the 80's gear to work out. shorts and t-shirts is all I ever see around here. And the headband?
I love you though. I would be in heaven if you posted a picture of you in this outfit. I might even switch teams.
I really enjoyed that episode. But I am sorry... Gwenyth is far to skinny for me... sex appeal..? I just don't see it...
This is one of the many reasons I appreciate my social disaffection.
~Mary
Ew.
Dovie,
I'm with you, babe! Yuck.
Steph,
Good one!
Jeannie,
That's tempting. But NO picture of me. I love you!
Big Mark,
Me neither, buddy. Not at all.
Mary,
I'm with you.
Mel,
Yep. Pretty much.
Love to all you bitches,
SB
I don't know what's worse--the headband or the belt!
Silver leggings do it for me.
I watched this show last night for the first time ever because NCIS was a rerun.
It's so sad when actresses outlive their Shakespear in Love talent and have to go back to TV roles...
Oh, and the show is completely over-rated!
Never in a million years would you get me in an outfit like that! Love you xx
I have to admit, as disgusting as it looks at least it made me laugh...or maybe it was just your subject line.
Was this from Glee? Without knowing why she was dressed like an extra from an Olivia Newton-John video I can't really comment. But it's quite a dated work-out look.
Although I'd be quite happy to be built like Gwinnie :-)
Ali x
Lisa,
That made me laugh. They are hot, aren't they?
Lucy,
Very sad indeed.
Christina,
I would, but only for a costume party.
Ms. Moon,
Evidently NOT.
Mel,
I was inspired suddenly to write that subject line of greatness. Must have been the outfit.
Ali,
Yep, from Glee, which I am proud to say, I've never seen.
I kinda like the silver tights.... (LOL)
not so much camel's toe as whale's nostril, Gwinnie (that is Gwynyth Paltrow aint it?)
best blog post title ever.
love you sb.
bo does too.
Sorry, she's not my type. You got any porn with women with a little meat on their bones and dark hair?
Peace
what a laugh! ooh dear takes me back to a similar outfit in the good old days of 'movement' at drama school...
If she smells of fish sticks perhaps she has an untreated venereal disease...
...?
oh, wow.
seriously?!
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