Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Jesus Fucking Fishsticks

Disco diva: Gwyneth Paltrow appears for the second time on US musical show Glee, this time showing off her toned physique in a leotard

24 comments:

CHØCØГАТЕ AND GØГĐ said...

I REALLY CANT STAND HER. SHE'S AS FLAT AS ROAD KILL AFTER A MACK TRUCK!

Steph(anie) said...

Is she reprising the Jamie Lee Curtis role in Perfect?

Jeannie said...

I watched that show last night and my thoughts seeing her in that were WTF!!! I didn't think anyone wore the 80's gear to work out. shorts and t-shirts is all I ever see around here. And the headband?

I love you though. I would be in heaven if you posted a picture of you in this outfit. I might even switch teams.

Big Mark 243 said...

I really enjoyed that episode. But I am sorry... Gwenyth is far to skinny for me... sex appeal..? I just don't see it...

FrankandMary said...

This is one of the many reasons I appreciate my social disaffection.
~Mary

Mel said...

Ew.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dovie,
I'm with you, babe! Yuck.

Steph,
Good one!

Jeannie,
That's tempting. But NO picture of me. I love you!

Big Mark,
Me neither, buddy. Not at all.

Mary,
I'm with you.

Mel,
Yep. Pretty much.

Love to all you bitches,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I don't know what's worse--the headband or the belt!

Lisa D. said...

Silver leggings do it for me.

Lucy At Home said...

I watched this show last night for the first time ever because NCIS was a rerun.
It's so sad when actresses outlive their Shakespear in Love talent and have to go back to TV roles...
Oh, and the show is completely over-rated!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Never in a million years would you get me in an outfit like that! Love you xx

Ms. Moon said...

Are you fucking kidding me?

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I have to admit, as disgusting as it looks at least it made me laugh...or maybe it was just your subject line.

Alison Cross said...

Was this from Glee? Without knowing why she was dressed like an extra from an Olivia Newton-John video I can't really comment. But it's quite a dated work-out look.

Although I'd be quite happy to be built like Gwinnie :-)

Ali x

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lisa,
That made me laugh. They are hot, aren't they?

Lucy,
Very sad indeed.

Christina,
I would, but only for a costume party.

Ms. Moon,
Evidently NOT.

Mel,
I was inspired suddenly to write that subject line of greatness. Must have been the outfit.

Ali,
Yep, from Glee, which I am proud to say, I've never seen.

~Amber Elise~ said...

I kinda like the silver tights.... (LOL)

Danny said...

not so much camel's toe as whale's nostril, Gwinnie (that is Gwynyth Paltrow aint it?)

Bethany said...

best blog post title ever.
love you sb.
bo does too.

Misfits Vintage said...

Man alive, she's a boring insipid creature. And seriously, what the fuck is she wearing. It HURTS my soul.

Your post title, however, is pure fucking poetry.

Sarah

Spadoman said...

Sorry, she's not my type. You got any porn with women with a little meat on their bones and dark hair?

Peace

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Danny!
Yes, it's Gwyneth cocksucking Paltrow. Jesus.

BETHANY!!!!
I miss you like hell. Kiss Bo for me. I adore you two! I can't get to your blog anymore. It gives me the SADS.

Misfits,
Thanks. I am particularly proud of this post title. It's the first thought I had when I saw the damn photo.

Spadoman,
I posted semi-porn shit about Coco's fat ass. The Germans seem to like it. Sorry, she's blond though. Fake blond, but still blond.

Love to all of you. Thanks for reading my crap.

SB

Jane Lancaster said...

what a laugh! ooh dear takes me back to a similar outfit in the good old days of 'movement' at drama school...

Gledwood said...

If she smells of fish sticks perhaps she has an untreated venereal disease...

...?

Parabolic Muse said...

oh, wow.
seriously?!