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Friday, March 25, 2011
Grandma Peg Used to Say Everybody's Got a Secret Talent
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
I used to work with a guy that could do that! He'd be walking in the lunch room like that just to creep people out.
THAT IS SO WRONG! STOP THAT!
I've met a few people with NO TALENT at all. Sometimes that is even better. Well, considering.
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