Don't ask me the meaning of this fuckery, because I am not omniscient (look it up, you ill-educated, lazy damn dolt).
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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
11 comments:
Once again, I wonder what aliens from outer space are going to think when they come across this sort of thing....
Denny,
They are going to think we are a fun species, and then, they will eat our brains or something.
Deviled lobster- my favorite!
Looks like a good fancy dress party! Love you xx
OWWW! THAT SISTA WORKS HARD FOR HR MONEY AND SHE AINT ABOUT TO LET SOME CRUSTY ASS CRUSTACEAN COME AND TAKE IT AWAY! WORK IT SISTA!
great answer SB.. to Denny... this is fab..been frequented Burlesque..my latest fad..so this fits the bill for me!
One seems to be a lobster but the other sure ain't a shrimp. It's an awesome picture. I always wanted a set of tassles to see if I could twirl them but I'm too shy to go buy them.
they look like my old friends! (and you think I'm joking? I used to hang out with the stilt walkers, robots etc from the clubs I went to...)
I was going to go for a look with fluoro blue cowboy hat and fluoro blue waterpistol, i think that would have looked fantastic. its just finding the fucking fluorescent stuff that was so hard. fluorotastic = clubtastic, i had a blacklight in my room; even made fluoro jewellery...
Lobster man is going to pinch those boobs.
Dovie,
We could hang, babe. You crack me up.
Jane,
Love you. Thanks for reading moi.
Jeannie,
You can find anything on Amazon.com. Buy those tassles. Do it now!
Gleds,
That sounds great to me. It's never too late, buddy.
Syd,
I would. Definitely.
Mel,
I would actually be happy to be built like that. She is older. Not a bad body for all that.
Thanks for reading my crap, motherfuckers, one and all!
SB
sometimes you actually cheer up my monday and make me laff my ass off.
I was watching mad men the other day (i never saw it until now), and was thinking about the sleeping around people, you know, screwing married men, and how some women get all caught up in it like it has to be true love, and i thought, PLEASE give me the relief I need by going back to the wife and kids, for godsake!
i have no idea why i brought this up. i think it was the pasties.
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