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Thursday, March 24, 2011
Here's One for the Morons Who Think that Animals Don't Feel Love. Fuck You.
you're on a roll with the animal stuff...good on you. but i'm afraid i'm a coward when it comes to cruelty to animals i just can't look... it kills me..
you're on a roll with the animal stuff...good on you. but i'm afraid i'm a coward when it comes to cruelty to animals i just can't look... it kills me..
i have a fantasy of becoming a vigilante, murdering anyone that has been cruel to an animal, like that bitch that threw the kitten out the window, anyone that has ever put a cat ina microvave, or tortured or killed an animal i want to murder, i would gladly take the death oenalty for it and hope i can get away with killing at least 100 people before i get caught.
anyway Juma is fucking beautiful, i wonder what dementia is for animals, i actually didnt even know they could get Alzheimer...
Sweden, I'd love to have a job of beating people who are cruel to animals with an aluminum bat(seriously). It would provide me stress relief and make me feel like I was doing a service to humanity, you know?
I didn't realize animals could get the dementia either. SADS.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
Sad and sweet...
Anyone who has owned a dog knows animals feel love. But there are a lot of Morons and some of them own dogs.
you're on a roll with the animal stuff...good on you. but i'm afraid i'm a coward when it comes to cruelty to animals i just can't look... it kills me..
you're on a roll with the animal stuff...good on you. but i'm afraid i'm a coward when it comes to cruelty to animals i just can't look... it kills me..
Jane,
It kills me too. I wish I had a job beating to death the people who perpetrate animal cruelty.
Love you,
SB
I love this. Poor old lioness. I bet she'll go soon too.
We all have to die sometime. But it's sad.
Ms. Moon,
It warmed the cockles of my tough old heart.
i have a fantasy of becoming a vigilante, murdering anyone that has been cruel to an animal, like that bitch that threw the kitten out the window, anyone that has ever put a cat ina microvave, or tortured or killed an animal i want to murder, i would gladly take the death oenalty for it and hope i can get away with killing at least 100 people before i get caught.
anyway Juma is fucking beautiful, i wonder what dementia is for animals, i actually didnt even know they could get Alzheimer...
i blogged juma as well
Sweden,
I'd love to have a job of beating people who are cruel to animals with an aluminum bat(seriously). It would provide me stress relief and make me feel like I was doing a service to humanity, you know?
I didn't realize animals could get the dementia either. SADS.
Love you!
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