Thursday, March 31, 2011

Stupid Katie. Not Swedish Fish. Swedish DICKS.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1371815/Katie-Holmes-reveals-daughter-Suri-ended-penis-gummies.html

I still think this is funny as fuck. It's the only way Katie will get any peen. Bitch ain't getting it from Tom.

12 comments:

The Wit Continuum said...

You know, if you have kids and if you were a kid at some point in your life, you know the difference between Swedish fish (the classic!) and gummies (especially penis ones!). I try, I try to like this girl...but...but...

thank for sharing
Love you

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Wit,
And I love you, dahling!

Denny Coates said...

They come in a box? So there's a market for penis gummies? If they fit in a box, are they little? Does this mean penis gummies are marketed as kid candy? I would have thought grown-ups would prefer big ones. I'm not that into cultural bullshit, so maybe that's why this is confusing to me...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Denny,
I think it is a novelty-type candy store. They are sadly little, I understand.

Ms. Moon said...

I can understand her confusion.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yeah, it's understandable. Bitch is still Stepford Katie though.

Ms. Moon said...

I was sort of thinking that it's probably been so long since she's seen a penis....

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Now THAT was a good one! Love you so.

Anonymous said...

please stop reading stuff from the daily mail. in the uk it's known as a right wing pamphlet for the sort of crap you're rightly railing against...

Sweden said...

just google "suri penis gummies" you'll see the pic, for everyone commenting here that apparently do not read tmx religiously, aaaanyway, i know a thing or two about swedish penises, for one they are not cut, big sloppy foreskin, and yeah, i suckled a few before i left the country to live in canada.
as far as swdish fish hate them, as far as gummie bears hate them as far as penis gummies, want them just for fun.
They also make candy called "colon" and they look like little assholes

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Anonymous,
I couldn't stop reading if I wanted to--I'm a trashy news addict. I read the NY Post over here daily, and it's a very conservative paper, but I love the tawdry gossip and stupid news stories. I know the Daily Mail is conservative, believe me. I just don't give a damn.

Best,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sweden,
You know I love you. You are one of the most honest people I know. You crack me up.

Hi back to Reeny! I miss her too.