Thursday, March 31, 2011

Stupid Katie. Not Swedish Fish. Swedish DICKS.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1371815/Katie-Holmes-reveals-daughter-Suri-ended-penis-gummies.html

I still think this is funny as fuck. It's the only way Katie will get any peen. Bitch ain't getting it from Tom.

11 comments:

Mj Rains said...

You know, if you have kids and if you were a kid at some point in your life, you know the difference between Swedish fish (the classic!) and gummies (especially penis ones!). I try, I try to like this girl...but...but...

thank for sharing
Love you

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Wit,
And I love you, dahling!

Denny Coates said...

They come in a box? So there's a market for penis gummies? If they fit in a box, are they little? Does this mean penis gummies are marketed as kid candy? I would have thought grown-ups would prefer big ones. I'm not that into cultural bullshit, so maybe that's why this is confusing to me...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Denny,
I think it is a novelty-type candy store. They are sadly little, I understand.

Ms. Moon said...

I can understand her confusion.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yeah, it's understandable. Bitch is still Stepford Katie though.

Ms. Moon said...

I was sort of thinking that it's probably been so long since she's seen a penis....

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Now THAT was a good one! Love you so.

Anonymous said...

please stop reading stuff from the daily mail. in the uk it's known as a right wing pamphlet for the sort of crap you're rightly railing against...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Anonymous,
I couldn't stop reading if I wanted to--I'm a trashy news addict. I read the NY Post over here daily, and it's a very conservative paper, but I love the tawdry gossip and stupid news stories. I know the Daily Mail is conservative, believe me. I just don't give a damn.

Best,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sweden,
You know I love you. You are one of the most honest people I know. You crack me up.

Hi back to Reeny! I miss her too.