JOHNNY, CLOSE THE DAMN BARN DOOR!
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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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me too!
Any time that JT is in a role which requires him to dance, the movie will be a great one. Have you ever noticed this? It is true. You can trust me.
lol..flyn' low...
I like him too and Beck..he is also a scientologist :/
There's always so much to catch up on!
Can't figure why the scientology but Travolta is pretty ok even after all these years. He just doesn't come across like that nutcase Cruise.
When I die I want to come back as Salma Hayak. Or her boobs.
Sorry you have to work. Work keeps me from keeping up with you. Work sucks. But if we all stopped then there wouldn't be welfare for all the truly lazy asses out there any more.
I don't go to clubs and generally hate techno and don't recognize your music score either. Sorry. But I would totally dance with you to said song at the club. You might want me to get my kid to teach me how to dance first. Or give me a hit of E or something. Or just tell me not to bother.
That kid needs slapped. And you can tell the Mom is living vicariously through her and always wanted to be a majorette while the poor kid feels worse than just a fat kid in a stupid costume.
Why don't I know who this David Foster Wallace is? I agree sort of with what he says though.
I'm really so thrilled you can see because really, it would suck if you couldn't forever. It's truly amazing what they can do now for eyes.
I love you too Babe.
Yes he is like a national treasure :)
is that a horse in your barn, or are you just waiting for the aliens to land?
Adrienne,
That was a good one!
Jeannie,
I love you. You kill me.
David Foster Wallace is considered the greatest author of my generation. He hung himself about a year ago, after a terrible, pretty much life-long, battle with major depression. It takes some work to read him, but he is so worth the effort. He is no bullshit.
I love John Travolta! And I agree with Ms. Moon that he is an awesome dancer. Everyone I know makes wicked fun of me for watching all his old dance movies, I have them all on DVD, I'm doofy, I know. But he's sexy now, and when he was younger he was super hot. I don't even care that he's a scientologist, a little wacky, but whatever. He seems like he really loves his wife and kids and has stayed pretty grounded for a famous guy. That's cool in my book.
I'll have to look up this David Foster Wallace. I should take notes and head down to the used book store.
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