Friday, March 19, 2010

Notice to Motherfuckers at the Office

I am NOT a hospitality/service worker, nor is my ass a member of the janitorial industry. I am a technical damn editor.

If you use all the toilet paper on a roll in a bathroom stall, please replace it for the next poor unfortunate motherfucker who comes along. This is NOT rocket science. It is common courtesy.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, LAZY MOTHERFUCKERS. Help a bitch out.

Signed,

The Irate Editor

5 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

In the ladies room where my husband works (he doesn't work IN the ladies room- you know what I mean) there is a sign on the back of the stall door which says, "Do not flush any feminine products." This always makes me want to put a lipstick and a lacy hankie in the toilet and flush away.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. M,
I am picturing that shit and laughing.

Jeannie said...

I loved that commercial long ago - have no idea what they were selling but it showed the Mom teaching the entire family how to change the toilet roll.

I should have given mine that lesson.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
You are a great mum, if the kids fall short, well screw them.

Petit fleur said...

Go SB!!!