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Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Salma Hayek and Her Philanthropic Boobs Read to the Children
Bitch is trying to make the world a better place FOR THE CHILDREN, peeps! Also, most mens wouldn't mind Salma and her fabulous chichis reading to them.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
She is so gorgeous. I have a girl crush on her.
This is relevant to my interests.
I love you, Hank. You make me laugh.
I'm pretty damn sure they're the real deal, too.
Nellie,
I think so too.
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