Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The Swine Majorette

Jesus. This is why my ass did not procreate. My luck, I'd get a daughter that looks like this shit raht here. I wouldn't even want to be seen with her, let alone jump in a picture with her FAT crabby ass. I wouldn't want that shit to be recorded for posterity. Instead, I'd be running that fat little ho's ass around the block (at night, when the neighbors couldn't see).

[I know this is mean, motherfuckers, but you don't read me for my kindness! You read me for my HONESTY. And well you know it.]

9 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Dear God, bless her heart. She knows she doesn't belong in that garb. She wants to put on a pair of men's pants, put her brogan-shod feed up on a desk and crack open a Pabst.
Well, that's what I think.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
YES!!!!!! EXACTLY.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
If the fat majorette was a character in a novel, you'd have that bitch nailed.

You crack me up everytime.

Much love,

SB

Kat Skratch said...

<3 for lesis in the making, and SB you are totally right, and I'm still fucking giggling at this!!!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kat,
That ho is a fucking mess. I love her grouchy-assed expression.

SB also loves you.

Chic Mama said...

That's a girl??? x

Syd said...

If looks could kill...poor kid. That outfit does nothing for her at all.And her knock knees are exposed too.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Chic Mama,
I believe so babe.

Bethany said...

Hey, you are mean, that's ME!