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Thursday, September 16, 2010
Apologies in Advance for This
SB is just in a very strange mood this morning. I felt the need to share.
Looks like God fucked up to me. He forgot the hands. Wouldn't it have been MORE of a miracle to have remembered the hands?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
The music can't be all that good.
Good one, Steph. That made me laugh.
Oh the miracle of thalidomide. (sp?)
I just don't even know what to say about this. People give god a lot of credit, don't they? God and his mysterious ways.
If theer were a Nobel Prize for Bad Taste this one would piss it....
Easssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyy!!!
White Rabbit,
Yeah, you're right, but I like to think I make bad taste an art form.
Have a great weekend,
SB
I've seen this one before, but I tell you... you really got to the nub of the whole thing! HA!
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