The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
So sad. I think here, you can't even ride a bike drunk.
Jeannie,
Yeah, I thought it was pitiful too.
and a small confederate flag they say
Oh, if Jesus had only let him hit a stranger...
You know? I think my comments are going over the line. But you just make me all happy and shit.
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