Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Morning Conversation with a Co-Worker

Do you have any Shout Wipes. . . . for my butt?

[Momentary stunned silence.]

Wha??????

I have some spots on the back of my fucking pants. I knew I shouldn't try and wear off-white. My ass is so big, it's like a magnet. Stuff just sticks to it.

1 comment:

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Yes dear, my ass is wide. It is also getting flatter as I age. At this rate, I may soon have Yoko Ono butt.

And also, my ass missed you yesterday.

You are loved!