Do you have any Shout Wipes. . . . for my butt?
[Momentary stunned silence.]
Wha??????
I have some spots on the back of my fucking pants. I knew I shouldn't try and wear off-white. My ass is so big, it's like a magnet. Stuff just sticks to it.
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Ms. Moon,
Yes dear, my ass is wide. It is also getting flatter as I age. At this rate, I may soon have Yoko Ono butt.
And also, my ass missed you yesterday.
You are loved!
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