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Thursday, September 16, 2010
Shit SB Says
It's a momentous day. Someone just changed the grease at Frisch's and my onion rings are golden. . . . sublime. When you're old, shit like that really makes your day.
When I worked the grill, the first day of new grease, nothing browned - then you were ok for a few days then everything went brown without cooking and you knew it was time for new grease again.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
No, when you're old, onion rings give you the shits.
I hope there was fresh ketchup to go with. Heinz, of course.
When I worked the grill, the first day of new grease, nothing browned - then you were ok for a few days then everything went brown without cooking and you knew it was time for new grease again.
Yum, changing the grease--hope that all the roaches got filtered out.
Old!! tut tut. Now hoe could you eat onion rings, which sound yummy by the way, if you were old and had no teeth. I ask you.
Much love to you and all have a great weekend.
Findon,
You all have a great weekend over across the pond!
You are loved.
You crack me up! xx
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