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Thursday, September 16, 2010
Shit SB Says
It's a momentous day. Someone just changed the grease at Frisch's and my onion rings are golden. . . . sublime. When you're old, shit like that really makes your day.
When I worked the grill, the first day of new grease, nothing browned - then you were ok for a few days then everything went brown without cooking and you knew it was time for new grease again.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
No, when you're old, onion rings give you the shits.
I hope there was fresh ketchup to go with. Heinz, of course.
When I worked the grill, the first day of new grease, nothing browned - then you were ok for a few days then everything went brown without cooking and you knew it was time for new grease again.
Yum, changing the grease--hope that all the roaches got filtered out.
Findon,
You all have a great weekend over across the pond!
You are loved.
You crack me up! xx
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