Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Cats Do NOT Like to Cuddle, Bitch!

When I was a little kid, Nana, this nice old broad who lived next door to us, bought me a little book showing what kitties like and DO NOT like. It included helpful shit, like how to hold a kitty so your eyes don't get scratched out. Thanks, Nana! (Her ancient ass is probably dead now.) Basically, if a moggy's damn ears are flat, a bitch is NOT enjoying the enforced bonding experience, and a hapless human bitch is about to get slashed and gashed.

And then, there is the particular feline mode of expression in the photo above. Check out kitty's face. Bitch on the couch is about to lose his damn testicles.

13 comments:

Jeannie said...

Which they'd shown the after shot.

Love love

Syd said...

I have a cat who really likes to be held like this.

Kathleen Scott said...

Ooooh that's funny. Better even than the time I got to see the Texas Highway Patrol pull over a taxicab-yellow hummer who had tailgated and then passed me at 100mph.

My poor old Harry cat, even on the last day of his 21 years, would have left gashes on any fool crazy enough to try the posture in the picture.

Hope you have a fun holiday weekend SB.

Petit fleur said...

That guy is totally wasted!

Boonie S said...

Lose his testicles! That's a catastrophe....

Have a nice day, Boonie

Denny Coates said...

I've found that every cat has a personal preference for cuddling. I once had a 20-pound cat who loved to be carried around on my shoulders with his paws resting on my chest, "fireman's carry" fashion. He was cool.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Denny,
You are likely right about individual preferences. That's really cool about the 20 pounder.

Have a terrific LONG holiday weekend. Love to you and please send my love to Kathleen.

SB

Leslie said...

Oh yeah, he is going to get it. I always wonder what drives folks to push that shutter release at a certain moment.

Have a great weekend and stay safe!

xo

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Leslie,
It would have been a much better photograph if you had taken it.

You have a great weekend, too!

Love,

SB

Ms. Moon said...

I just hope the dude is drunk enough not to feel the pain which is about to come his way. And not too drunk to figure out how to stop the bleeding.

Wildernesschic said...

That is such a classic photo xx

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

That cat's face is a picture! I love that there's a site called AwkwardFamilyPetPhotos.com! xx

Parabolic Muse said...

Oh, I LOVE it when people pet cats for too long. They pet them and pet them, and they think they are liking it, but they only like it for about 15 seconds, and then, you can see them start to collapse in, bit by bit, and the poor human thinks they are enjoying it, and then inch by inch the cat starts to swivel around and the back legs come up and the dumb person thinks they want their belly rubbed, and then... BLAM! It's over.