Thursday, September 23, 2010

Some Advice from SB--Heed that Shit, Motherfuckers!

When a bitch sends an e-mail with fifty other names on that shit, DO NOT hit Reply to All when you respond. I do not give a shit that your daughter held koalas in Australia. I don't know your cretinous offspring or you, therefore, I do NOT give a fuck. Got it?

[SB also does NOT have time to teach your dumb asses e-mail etiquette. I have a full-time job, 7 cats, 1 dog, 1 Viking, and a home to take care of. THINK FOR YOUR DAMNSELVES, PEOPLE! Use some common sense, as the Moms would say.]

15 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Damn straight! Hell ya!
Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. You are loved.

Syd said...

Amen to all that.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

How lovely. Two of my most beloved peeps are my first responses this morning.

I hope the both of you have fantastic days. I love you both dearly.

SB

Jeannie said...

Amen sister!

Love you

even word verification agrees with:

yesses

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Love you, too, babe!

Reeny's Ramblin' said...

Oh man that grinds my gears. Happens all the time at ye olde cube farm.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Reeny,
Don't I know it, sister.

Kat Skratch said...

Hahahaha. :) Thanks for the laugh. I'm glad I FINALLY feel up to stalking blog land again.

Your work stories are the BEST

You are SO LOVED. I think about you everyday. :)

True dat.

K

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kat,
And I think of you everyday, too. You are special to me.

I am glad you are back around blogland, too!

Love,

SB

West Hollywood Voyeur said...

SB,
I work full time too!
Where do we go wrong! ( laughing).

Voyeur

Findon said...

Quite right too, such people should be shot, like caravanners and cyclists

Petit fleur said...

I'm not sure why, but something the Rabbit says comes to mind...

"Er, ah, quite so."

Sarcastic Bastard said...

West Hollywood Voyeur,
We need to find some rich bitch to support us in the style to which we are accustomed, goddammit!

Love you. Have a great weekend.

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Findon,
Damn tootin'! SB loves you to bits.

PF,
Well put. Laugh.

Have a great weekend.

Love,

SB

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Wow! Seven cats and a dog! Can you post a picture? If you can get them all sitting together of course. Shouldn't be too difficult ; ) xx