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Monday, September 13, 2010
More Shit SB Says
I'm so goddamn tired of hearing overly-loud personalized ringtones invading my aural space just because some asshole thinks his choice is really clever. I'm about to shove a motherfucker's phone up his ass.
4 comments:
Anonymous
said...
ring a ding ding dong...LOL! Sorry...I know they are irritating...
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
ring a ding ding dong...LOL! Sorry...I know they are irritating...
Clever. Yes.
No.
I want to sit back and watch that action...just give me a second to silence my phone.:)
Jesus H.!!! I'm with you on this one. Also the damn infernal non-stop texting! uggggh!
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