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About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
I hear a lot of comments about my sighs.
Ms. Moon,
No, I sigh with EXASPERATION. Always disappointment and exasperation.
The world disappointeth moi.
I don't sigh much. I hiccup quite a bit though.
Syd,
Some fat guy in our office does that (hiccups) all the time and LOUDLY. Shit drives me nuts.
I used to sigh but then I realized no one cared if I was depressed. My husband sighs but his is more of a "You have let me down again" stress inducer kind of sigh. And I let him down every single mother fucking day because I am not Martha Fucking Stewart and don't want to be - and most of the mess is his which he does nothing to clean up. So it can wait until I have the energy.
He will also sigh then ask if there is anything to eat - as if I have never cooked a meal in our 30 years of marriage and that is why he is dwindling away at 350 lbs.
HA! I don't know if this is supposed to be funny, but I just this morning added my first video to my site, and as I was watching it to see just how amateurish it is, it became clear to me just how annoying my SIGHING is on the audio. I sigh a LOT. It makes me sigh.
I sigh as well... most time I don't even realize it.
I now feel oddly connected to you through the sighing. Next time it will make me smile.
xo
Jeannie,
I just love you. You make a me laugh!
PF,
I love your comment. So sweet.
Yeah, me too. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.
I also have a penchant for stretching. Oh! And eye rolling.
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