Friday, September 24, 2010

Shit SB Says

I am sigher. Always have been. My dad used to say, "You sure do sigh a lot." Life just doesn't meet my expectations, and I have a low threshold for assholedom.

11 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

I hear a lot of comments about my sighs.

Ms. Moon said...

Do you sigh like a teenager? All world-weary and shit?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
No, I sigh with EXASPERATION. Always disappointment and exasperation.

The world disappointeth moi.

Syd said...

I don't sigh much. I hiccup quite a bit though.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
Some fat guy in our office does that (hiccups) all the time and LOUDLY. Shit drives me nuts.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I find a long, loud sigh does wonders when my sweetie is pissing me off. Works better than anything else I've found. Good god, I'm a bossy bitch!

Jeannie said...

I used to sigh but then I realized no one cared if I was depressed. My husband sighs but his is more of a "You have let me down again" stress inducer kind of sigh. And I let him down every single mother fucking day because I am not Martha Fucking Stewart and don't want to be - and most of the mess is his which he does nothing to clean up. So it can wait until I have the energy.
He will also sigh then ask if there is anything to eat - as if I have never cooked a meal in our 30 years of marriage and that is why he is dwindling away at 350 lbs.

Parabolic Muse said...

HA! I don't know if this is supposed to be funny, but I just this morning added my first video to my site, and as I was watching it to see just how amateurish it is, it became clear to me just how annoying my SIGHING is on the audio. I sigh a LOT. It makes me sigh.

Petit fleur said...

I sigh as well... most time I don't even realize it.

I now feel oddly connected to you through the sighing. Next time it will make me smile.
xo

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
I just love you. You make a me laugh!

PF,
I love your comment. So sweet.

All This Trouble... said...

Yeah, me too. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.

I also have a penchant for stretching. Oh! And eye rolling.