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Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Shit SB Says
What can you get for a quarter nowadays? A jumbo gumball or a damn peep show, evidently.
A misspent youth. (Honestly, I've just had a lot of friends who worked in the sex industry.) But it's true. No one's getting off for a quarter in a jack shack.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Really, dear, you MUST go back there and see exactly what you CAN see for a quarter. Then report back. Because I want to know.
Good morning!
Mel,
That's why I love you. You are always thinking. Laugh.
Actually, I am more game to check that shit out than the Viking.
The trick with a 25 cent peep show is that only keeps the window open or the movie on for a couple minutes.
DTG,
And how do you know this? Laugh.
Love you!
A misspent youth. (Honestly, I've just had a lot of friends who worked in the sex industry.) But it's true. No one's getting off for a quarter in a jack shack.
I dig sex workers! You need to post some of the stories you've heard. Enquiring minds want to know!
If I can remember any, I'll send them your way!
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