Friday, September 17, 2010

A Conversation

If I take my pants down, will you look at my butt?

Whaaa???

I think I'm growing a tail or something. I'm having pain in the tail bone area. And you used to diaper me and all. I figured you were a good one to ask. Even though it's a 40 year old butt, you've seent that shit before. I mean, you can't just ask anyone to look at your butt. And, it's not like I can check that shit out myself. I mean, I would if I could, but a bitch would have to be a damn yogi.

9 comments:

Big Mark 243 said...

When my darling brother had his stroke and seemingly on his way to rehabilitation, I told his 35 year-old self, that I used to change his diapers... so it wouldn't be anything new for me to do it again!

But life had other plans... and I did not get that opportunity.

Jeannie said...

My mother has a curved tailbone which has given her trouble off and on forever esp after she fell on it once. I know someone else but can't remember who it was that broke their tailbone. Ouch.

Did you have a bad fall?

Lotsa luv

Gorilla Bananas said...

Hilarious! That question would definitely be an insult in my locale. I think he could take a look himself with two mirrors.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark,
That made me sad. So sorry to hear it.

Love,

SB

Jeannie,
I didn't have a fall THAT I CAN REMEMBER put it that way. Laugh.

Gorilla Bananas,
Thanks for reading and commenting. Please come back by anytime.

Love to all,

SB

Ms. Moon said...

That's what moms are for.

Omgrrrl said...

Don't underestimate how cool it would be if you were actually growing a tail.

Queenneenee said...

I have missed reading you (I been away a while) I forgot for a millisecond how fucking funny you are. I hope the moms takes care of your ass.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Omgrrrl,
This is true.

Queenneenee!
I have missed you, too. Glad you are back.

Love you both,

SB

Parabolic Muse said...

It's a testament to a person's trust in you to ask you to look for their tail.