Friday, September 24, 2010

SB Has a GREAT Idea!

I'm thinking about watching my blog Live Feed for random time periods and then trying to guess who each guest might be (by their geographic location) and then personally greeting each visiting motherfucker LIVE on my blog. Wouldn't that be some thrilling-ass shit for you motherfuckers?

Remember, SB THOUGHT OF IT HERE FIRST! Don't any of you thieving punk-ass bitches (possibly from North Florida) be ripping that shit off.

I swear, my brain should be patented. I'm contacting my cousin the lawyer to try to figure out how to do that right now.

13 comments:

Mel said...

You are hilarious. From your lurker in Lisle :)

white rabbit said...

Ahem! I'm here and you haven't greeted me!

:(

Can't get the staff these days...

Ms. Moon said...

Brilliant!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks Ms. Moon, my #1 fan!

I love youse.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear SB, when I came to look at your blog the other day the live feed asked me if I wanted to add my picture. This has never happened before. I tried to do it as I thought it would be funny if a mugshot of me came up everytime I visited. Sadly it didn't work and I can't figure out how to do it now... xx

Denny Coates said...

I trust you do this on company time...

It IS quite a creative idea. Your secret is safe with me.

It reminds me of the time a buddy of mine grinned at me and said, "If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?"

Syd said...

I am here right now. Greet me when you get a chance.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christina,
That would have been great. Too bad it didn't work. Damn it.

Denny,
I do it on company time. Now you'll never want to hire me. Laugh.

Syd,
I'll bet I missed you goddammit.
BUT HELLO AND WELCOME!!!!

Love to all of youse,

SB

Big Mark 243 said...

I am glad to see someone else cop to doing the same thing... I wonder where the hits are coming from and who it is... there are some locations that I am like 'where and why' are they even pausing at this blog??

You can patent it, but I don't think you thought of it first!!

Parabolic Muse said...

Hey, if I knew what the fuck a live feed was, you KNOW I'd be stealing that shit. It be BRILLIANT, yo!

Tatyanna (and Dorian too) said...

Hey, how do you add that feed to your blog? I used to have it on an old blog, but I can't remember where I got it. Surely you don't mind sharing the live feed whereabouts info? I wouldn't ask for any of your patented idea information :)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Tatyanna,
It was so long ago, I don't remember where I got it. Try Googling blog real time view. That might get you there.

Love,

SB

Tatyanna (and Dorian too) said...

ooh, i found it by just clicking on your list... i'm SUCH a GENIUS... it just takes a little time. ;)