The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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People are so strange. These remind me of my former neighbour the nudist. He was desperate to have me join his club or his nude chat. Not in this lifetime buddy. Thanks for asking though.
That cat on the mans lap doesn't look to happy. But hat tip to the man for putting the cat there in the first place, the man being sans clothes and all. If that had been the grouchmeister, oscar, our cat, I would have needed many many stiches. As always love to you and yours
Although it creeps me out on one level, I am intrigued. Who came up with this idea? Did they take it themselves with a timer or was a fifth "fat cat" involved? Are we missing the point altogether? It DOES get you thinking...
of course their cats are as fat as they are WHY would someone do this, it this their xmas card to the fam and friends? of so that would be SO awesome
the photographer is probably thinking "this is NOT was a was dreaming of doing when i took that photography course" OR maybe he likes it maybe hes some weird pervy
David McGrievey, Welcome and thanks for the follow. SB appreciates that shit. Hope things are well in NYC. I lived there myself when I was in my 20s. Oh the debauchery that ensued! Laugh. Please come back and join our dysfunctional, but loving, family often.
Findon, Same with my Teeny Weeny Puppini. She would have clawed those two assholes eyes out. Laugh. Love you lots!
Christina, And you know SB loves you!
Nulaanne, Thanks for reading and commenting. Please come back and visit again soon. I can tell from your comment, you'll fit in great here. Laugh.
Mel, This bitch is with you, as usual, sister.
ATT, You know I love you!
Sweden, I love that you pointed out how fat the two American slobs are. Laugh. So true. We are a nation of fattys.
SB loves all you bitches. Thanks for the comments!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
20 comments:
oh my....that is so gross!!!
urg.. they could probably do with the Shake weight that I posted :) xx
Thank god it's not a beaver shot.
Ugh.Actually double Ugh.
You are welcome. Uncanny how people look like their pets...and vice verse. Nakedness is creepy here...
So glad you uh, "liked" it.
Love you,
Jenn
People are so strange. These remind me of my former neighbour the nudist. He was desperate to have me join his club or his nude chat. Not in this lifetime buddy. Thanks for asking though.
Jeannie,
We have the damndest neighbours, girlfriend. Jesus.
Love you so!
The poor kitties!!!!!!!!!! Is anyone thinking about the kitties?!?!?
Yes, people can be gross, apparently cats can be to.
X David, NYC
That is pretty gross....Those cats do not look happy....
That cat on the mans lap doesn't look to happy. But hat tip to the man for putting the cat there in the first place, the man being sans clothes and all. If that had been the grouchmeister, oscar, our cat, I would have needed many many stiches.
As always love to you and yours
Dear SB, the expression on the cat's faces - especially the ginger one cracks me up! Love you xx
Although it creeps me out on one level, I am intrigued. Who came up with this idea? Did they take it themselves with a timer or was a fifth "fat cat" involved? Are we missing the point altogether? It DOES get you thinking...
Miss you, SB!
of course their cats are as fat as they are WHY would someone do this, it this their xmas card to the fam and friends? of so that would be SO awesome
the photographer is probably thinking "this is NOT was a was dreaming of doing when i took that photography course" OR maybe he likes it maybe hes some weird pervy
Reeny,
That made me laugh. You are so right.
David McGrievey,
Welcome and thanks for the follow. SB appreciates that shit. Hope things are well in NYC. I lived there myself when I was in my 20s. Oh the debauchery that ensued! Laugh. Please come back and join our dysfunctional, but loving, family often.
Findon,
Same with my Teeny Weeny Puppini. She would have clawed those two assholes eyes out. Laugh. Love you lots!
Christina,
And you know SB loves you!
Nulaanne,
Thanks for reading and commenting. Please come back and visit again soon. I can tell from your comment, you'll fit in great here. Laugh.
Mel,
This bitch is with you, as usual, sister.
ATT,
You know I love you!
Sweden,
I love that you pointed out how fat the two American slobs are. Laugh. So true. We are a nation of fattys.
SB loves all you bitches. Thanks for the comments!
Just...why?
Oh my GOD the cat's expression on the right is PRICELESS! :O
First laugh I've had in forever...
I wish I never saw this.
Cat-abuse! Cat-abuse! Cat-abuse!
And look at those puddie faces--they've suffered through this humiliation before.
My cats would rip red ribbons through naked flesh for less.
Yup. the cat on the right is thinking homicide.
And who can blame him (looks like a him)?
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