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Wednesday, September 1, 2010
SB Will Be Back Next Tuesday, Motherfuckers
Consider yourselves warned! In the spirit of Labor Day, my ass is taking a mini-vacation from paying work and the damn blog.
Happy Labor Day, motherfuckers! Stay safe and shit. See y'all on Tuesday.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
A Florida vacation, you say?
I wish! Then I could finally meet my brother, Hank.
Happy laborious day to you to! Make it a good one, I know I will ;)
Hop on the Greyhound and cmon.
Enjoy yourself!
Reeny,
You enjoy, too, babe. SB loves you!
DTG,
I wish I had the vacation time. Alas, no.
Steph,
You, too, doll. How is Austin doing? You have been in my thoughts.
Love to all,
SB
Okay, well... I'm kinda miffed. Because I'm going to be here and you aren't.
Of course, that's how it is with all my friends, so I will adjust.
Parabolic Muse,
I'm usually the one stuck working. I sympathize.
Love,
SB
Have a good one. Are you coming South?
No, Syd. Unfortunately I do not have enough time or money for a real vacation this year.
When I do get South again, I'll let you know, and maybe me, you, and C. can meet for a meal or something.
Love you. Have fun on the boat. I assume you'll be on the water.
I already miss you desperately.
Have a fabulous break dear SB, you deserve it xx
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