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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
23 comments:
You are funny.
I am just in some sort of tired punchy mood today. My ass needs some sleep this weekend.
yes you are!! Funny that is! You have a great weekend too, OK?
This just insures if anyone goes postal they will avoid the cubicle with the weird laughter coming from it..maybe scream about someone taking your red Swingline Stapler thrown in for good measure too..
I wish you were doing that in my office. I need some entertainment around here.
Mr. Mischief,
Thanks for the tips, my brothah.
Yankee Girl,
Yes, we would have some fun, babe. Laugh.
Love you both (& Mel too!),
SB
Dear SB, thank God you can make yourself laugh. You make us laugh. Have a wonderful weekend xx
I have done that before as well. I didn't care but sometimes things just seem funny.
I do that all the time too...LOL! Thanks for your nice and encouraging words! They meant a lot!
Christina Dear,
You have a good weekend, too!
Syd,
Yes, they do.
Christiejolu,
You are loved.
I like that as a description for how I really feel... if I could muster the energy to laugh maniacally.
Maybe they fear you...and just think you're losing your mind.
Your ass is funny though. :)
I'd love to be in the next cubicle.
Or maybe they are doing the same but disguising it well
You are FUNNY!
And sometimes I'll just sit and laugh and my own thoughts and no one will come into the office, but now that you mention this, I bet they are out there rolling their eyes at me. HA!
I used to crack myself up a long time ago... I used to say: "I kill myself"! Derived from the "You kill me" expression. When I would say that, I'd know immediately whether or not someone "got" me.
You kill all of us SB! You have quite a delightful character.
You're a worry. But we wuvs you!
Ali x
Jeannie,
I wish you were, babe. We'd have a great time!
Verity Vaudeville,
Welcome and thanks for the follow! Please come back often.
PF,
I don't know how "delightful" I am, but thanks for the compliment.
Ali,
And SB loves you!
Love to all,
SB
Your co-workers could use some more imagination and curiosity.
i lurve the word punchy
Laughing is the only sane response to corporate life.
Is that cube one of those partitioned-off workstations American employees seem to have (here we have open-plan and spend most of the day chatting, or at least I used to when I did have a job...)... or were you talking about your home?
Kathleen,
You can say that shit again, sister. Laugh.
Love you!
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