Thursday, September 2, 2010

Billy Idol Tickets Are $61.00 a Piece Here in Buttfuck, Ohio

Guess I won't be going to that show. He is here in the Dayton area tomorrow. Poor sonofabitch. Hopefully he will say something like: Fuck you, Dayton. You suck!

We do.

I'd do the shortest show in history (20 minutes tops) if I had to come to Dayton, and I'd do it SO FUCKING DRUNK, I'd fuck with the damn words to my songs, especially the hits.

Fuck the cradle of love. Fuck the cradle of love. . . .

10 comments:

Jennifer Rains said...

He's still, uh, out there,huh? Some rocker dudes should just retire...but then, I guess the cash for drugs has run out. Never was a big fan of this guy. What can I say? I'd rather get trashed and go to your show. Worth way fuckin more than $61.00.

Ms. Moon said...

He's still alive?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jenn,
That made me laugh. Fuck, I'd do a concert happily, if I could pull in $61.00 per head, and I can't sing for shit. The damn cats hide when I sing. I shit you not.

Ms. Moon,
Alive and kickin.

Syd said...

Check the hair. I never liked him when he was somewhat in vogue.

Tatyanna (and Dorian too) said...

Maybe he'll say something like "hey cleveland, you suck!" like not even KNOW what butt-fuck town he's in...that would be awesome. i'm not baggin' on YOUR town by the way, just know what it's like to live in a hellhole midwestern area.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Tatyanna,
That cracked me up. Ohio basically sucks. You've got it right.

Welcome to Sarcastic Bastard. Please come back and join us often. I can tell you're a good match with all of us. Poor you. Laugh.

Love,

SB

Tatyanna (and Dorian too) said...

Glad I could cause laughter throughout the mid-western regions neighboring me (or at least for you)! I've read your comments on lots of other bloggers' sites, whom I also follow, so I finally got a chance to stop on by. And I'll be back! :)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Tatyanna,
So glad you stopped by. I enjoyed your blog as well. Dorian is adorable, by the way. I have 7 cats of my own. I sort of dig the felines. Laugh.

Love to you,

SB

Tatyanna (and Dorian too) said...

Well, thanks for the compliment on Dori-Cat. (I like to say "thanks" as though I gave birth to him myself... and as though if I HAD given him birth, I'd be somehow responsible for his looks.)

Now seven cats, wow! That's a lot! But don't get me wrong, I would have that many if I had the means! I love em. But not in a creepy, cat-lady way... maybe only a little bit in a creepy way...

:)

Petit fleur said...

Still workin' it.