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Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Such Realism
I just can't wait until 5:00 so I can go home and stretch out on the couch in the. . . . backyard? Say what, motherfucker?
Ms. Moon, Being from a southern family, who loved to sit on porches, I certainly agree about the couch on the porch bit. Why not be comfortable? But the non-roofed woodland choice is fucking weird.
Down south we like to put our old sofas on the front porch. Some towns have been moved to pass ordinances prohibiting folks from placing indoor furniture outdoors. Doesn't seem right. What are folks supposed to do with their old sofas when they buy a new one? However, this is probably one of those over costly outdoor sofas with weatherproofed covers.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
I love couches on porches. But wouldn't it get all moldy and shit outside?
AUGH!!! Imagine what's living in those cushions!
(you KNOW that cat ain't got em all)
:) Doesn't everyone drag their couch out the back door for photo time?
bwahahahahahah!
Ms. Moon,
Being from a southern family, who loved to sit on porches, I certainly agree about the couch on the porch bit. Why not be comfortable? But the non-roofed woodland choice is fucking weird.
Love you and good morning!
This looks like a woods couch but I do like the dogs. The cat looks about ready to pounce.
LOL!!!
Syd,
I think the cat is struggling to get away from dude's vice grip.
Love this SB! Nice couch, won't be for long... xx
Down south we like to put our old sofas on the front porch. Some towns have been moved to pass ordinances prohibiting folks from placing indoor furniture outdoors. Doesn't seem right. What are folks supposed to do with their old sofas when they buy a new one? However, this is probably one of those over costly outdoor sofas with weatherproofed covers.
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