But posts may be light today. A bitch has some catching up to do here at the old grind, a.k.a. work.
On the bright side, a VERY COOL work friend brought me Billy Idol's fucking autograph from the concert Friday night. That's right, motherfuckers--BILLY FUCKING IDOL'S AUTOGRAPH! I work with the coolest and nicest people EVER. That shit basically made my WHOLE ENTIRE week.
This bitch hopes all of you motherfuckers had precious drunken rip-roaring holiday weekends. Tomorrow a bitch will report on her trip to the Dayton Social Security Office. Actually, it turned out better than I thought. I also need to update you motherfuckers on the status of the born-again biker neighbors from HELL. Fucker relapsed. Dude's in the rehab (it's a colorful story), and his wife still feels the need to YELL every fucking word. Bitch actually screamed at my ass in the damn porch window. Scared the shit out of me. SB HATES a mouthy motherfucker.
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13 comments:
God, I've missed you.
Nuthin' like biker neighbours is there?
Will you get it framed? Or will it languish in a drawer until you forget that you've got it and then it will end up getting binned because you can't remember what it is?!
Not speaking from experience or anything....
Ms. Moon,
And I, you!
Reeny,
I'm fine with bikers. It's more the born-again part I have a damn problem with. Laugh.
Ali,
I will put it someplace hallowed in my home (and also very high up--where the damn cats can't get a hold of it).
Love you bitches,
SB
I LOVE YOU SB!
sorry for yelling
Michelle,
I love you MORE. And you can yell that any time.
I'll be over to your site in a few. I hope your trip was fun. I toasted to you over the holiday.
SHE yelled at YOU? Maybe she needs a copy of Jane Fishman's column.
Kathleen,
Maybe so. Laugh.
Glad that you are back. It wasn't a drunken weekend but a good one nonetheless. I actually had a hankering for a beer but didn't have any on board and didn't one to bum one from someone on the beach.
Welcome back!
When I drove through Dayton a couple weeks ago, I should have waved.
Lucky you on the autograph. I guess more people like yout hanyou like to admit. :) I'm waiting impatiently for the dish on the neighbors. Damn born agains!
Dear SB, I love that you blog while you're at work. That your friend probably read your blog about Billy Idol that you do at work, while he/she was at work. And the same work friend brought you back his autograph. I bet your blog keeps your colleagues entertained. It certainly amuses me xx
Mel,
You should have let me know you were passing through the area. I would have met you for a damn drink somewhere. Sorry I missed you. Hope your dad is doing well.
Love to A and you,
SB
Christina,
Thanks! You know SB adores you.
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