I love to take a crap in Dad's bathroom. Fucker has the most interesting reading basket, chock full of conspiracy theory works and other weirdo shit. The basket contains such best-sellers as: Why Jesus Was Actually a Space Alien! [it sure would explain a lot] and The Atlas of Strange Phenomena, which is a minor letdown since there is no exclamation point at the end of the damn title.
I should point out that it would be the way the powers-that-be work, that one of history's worst actors is chosen as an immortal. Heather Ledger died young. Why couldn't he have been the immortal?
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That's pretty freaky.
Cue Twilight Zone theme
My ex niece-in-law was maid of honour at a wedding that Keanu was best man for.
My aunt researched our family tree and while in Scotland, took photos of paintings of ancestors - one looks identical to my brother. What's strange is that the ancestor is on my father's side while my brother takes after my mother's side.
Nah, a real immortal person wouldn't choose to live 2 such prominent lives - one as a painter and the other as an actor. I think Keanu Reeves has just had 'work' done. And, I thought he was born in Hawaii?
Jeannie,
That is weird about the photo. Go figure.
Lucy at Home,
I thought he was born in Hawaii too. Maybe we should make him prove it, like Obama. Laugh.
I dunno. they shouldve used long hair pics of keanu to make it more believable. Other than that, I dont really care...hes never been relevant in my life lol
Life is too mysterious. Let us not be so serious.
I love a basket of reading material. Yes. Wherever it is.
I'm absolutely convinced it is the truth! :)
I'm also still waiting for Bat Boy to make a public appearance. I really miss the World Weekly News and would probably love daddums reading collection (but not his bathroom copies).
Hugs to you SB.
Burn My Candle,
Welcome, sister! Not particularly relevant in my life either. Thanks for reading and commenting. Come back, if you dare! Laugh.
Ms. Moon,
I like your rhyme. You could always do greeting cards. I always wanted to write greeting cards for real people.
Mel,
I LOVED Bat Boy! Great minds think alike.
Love to you and A.
SB ITS ME! DOVIE! U KNOW I CHANGE MY NAME EVERY FEW DAYS
This was so curious to me I had to save the link to show my girls...they'll get a kick out of it. And...
Yeah, I wish it was Heath too!
Dovie,
I wondered about that. You know I love you!
Wit,
I figured that you would find it interesting, since I met you pondering a double-suicide mystery. Love you.
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