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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
I Just Like the Damn Photo
We've all been there, so don't be acting all precious and shit. YOU'RE NOT ANY BETTER THAN FRANZIA GIRL! Your friends just didn't happen to have a damn camera handy.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
I'd totally be her!
Yep, that would be me. You knew we were friends for a reason, right?
Jeannie,
Me too!
Dish,
Yes, I do. And one day, we are going to do some dranking together.
Love you both.
This is how I picture you, SB!
ATT,
How did you know it was me?
Love you, girl.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Jesus Christ, SB. How the hell did you get my picture?
Subversive Librarian,
I've missed you! Like Kurt Vonnegut, I have a soft spot for subversive librarians.
I just got lucky on the picture, I guess. Laugh.
Love,
SB
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