The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, April 5, 2010
This Bitch's Boobs Nearly Did Her Lover In
Finally, some important news, compliments of The News of the World.SB loves The News of the World.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
I'm so glad you're back. Good morning, dear Ms. Bastard!
Hi SB,hope you had a great weekend and spring is bringing warm breezes into your town.
Good day, my dear Ms. Moon.
Pansy is right, Steph. I thought the same.
Kathleen, spring has indeed sprung. Thank you dear lady.
Haha that was awesome! The quotes are hilarious.
When fetishes turn bad....
You'd have thought he'd died and gone to heaven.
mine are 34 AA i dont have to worry to smother Cam in bed with my tiny things.
Wussy man! I should have such problems...
Sweden,
You crack me up, girlfriend.
Lori,
Wussy is right. Jesus.
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