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Monday, April 12, 2010
Shit SB Says
Joe Biden sent me an e-mail this morning, and it went to the junk folder. That shit makes me laugh.
Hey, that hound-dog sent me an e-mail this morning, too. If he's trying to be the next Bill Clinton, he should just stop trying now. It ain't happenin'.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
9 comments:
Heh-heh.
Morning, SB. Thinking of you, hope your eyes are good and this is a great week for you.
Kathleen,
You are a doll. Thanks for thinking of me.
Eyes are fine and dandy.
You have a great week, too.
Love you!
Hello Sweetness. Just dropping by to say hello. You are on Joe Bidens email list, now that is impressive...... Who is Joe Biden, by the way
All my love
Hi back, Findon! You make me laugh.
Hope all is well with you.
Love you,
SB
Hey, that hound-dog sent me an e-mail this morning, too. If he's trying to be the next Bill Clinton, he should just stop trying now. It ain't happenin'.
YOU make me laugh.
And happy happy happy birthday!
Love,
Michelle
Honeyluna,
I just love you.
Michelle,
Thank you, dear. And I love you, too!
Michelle,
Thank you. I live to make you laugh. Truly.
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