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Thursday, April 15, 2010
More Shit SB Says
If my ass gets any bigger, somebody is going to plant a flag in my bunghole and call it the 51st state.
Thanks for the great much needed laugh this morning. So your ass might become a state? You need to create a poll for the name of you Ass State...I like big butts and i cannot lie...sing it with me sister!
whats scary is that the wife and i have pic that would fit perfect with this post, but i dont know if the world is ready for it-maybe she will email it to you..lol
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
What would the name of that state be? We already have a Nebraska. Maybe the state of Sarcassm.
If your ass becomes the 51st state, I want to move there.
Syd,
I like that, buddy. Good idea!
Thanks for the great much needed laugh this morning. So your ass might become a state? You need to create a poll for the name of you Ass State...I like big butts and i cannot lie...sing it with me sister!
Love you, Lori. Have a good weekend. Make LOTS of tips.
SB
Maybe lay on your stomach and get a mountaineer to plant the flag.
I'm sure it's charming btw! Your ass I mean not the flag.
Think I'll lie down now...
White Rabbit,
I dig you. You crack me up. If I ever make it back across the pond, we must have a beer or three.
Have a great weekend.
SB
whats scary is that the wife and i have pic that would fit perfect with this post, but i dont know if the world is ready for it-maybe she will email it to you..lol
51st state? I thought that was Canada! :{
I'm with May! Let's all move to Sarcastiass! State 51! My ass may be in competition though... ;)
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