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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
11 comments:
I wouldn't strangle you, i would insist that you share. Those are my favorite!
You're just tempting fate, aren't you?
I always tempt fate, and yes, I would share. They taught me that shit in kindergarten.
You're bored, aren't you?
Hope the day improves.
I hope they are not plain but have some particularly noxious odour that accompanies the crunch.
Yes, it seems your are having a good week...the thing is I'm sitting here picturing this image...
Love it!
and you too,
Jenn
Do you feel my fingers wrapping around your neck? Just kidding...but I would be tempted to spray you with the fire extinguisher. :D
Love ya lady!
Hahahahahahahaha
That's funny
It's like those freaks who get the police to shoot them, it's called 'suicide by cop'
you have have taken it to a new ZEN level babe...'suicide by co-worker'...awesome... you are performance art I am Wicca..coo coo ca choo.
Nick
those are so loud!
but so good.
Dear SB, you do make me laugh. Dill pickle flavour kettle crisps! How odd! I must apologise profusely in advance, I somehow overlooked adding you to my blogroll. You are on there now. Love Christina xx
Thanks, Christina. SB ADORES YOU!!
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