The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
10 comments:
Esp considering the armed forces were (are?) so homophobic...this is priceless.
Yep. Sure is. The guy who picked out the award design must have been 93 and must have had no sexual thoughts WHATSOEVER left in his head.
SB
You're in rare form today :p
-doug
Ha, ha!
Whoa! She's on a roll!
And the third place winner would like to say a few words... 'murfgurglechokepubichaircough"
Hahahhaha! Now that is some funny shit!
I've heard that the stress of combat can change a man. :D
Showing not telling. The art judge must have a deeply closeted art lover within.
And the guy on the right hasn't even taken his shorts off...
So impatient, some people.
Fact.
Mary LA,
I think so. Definitely. Laugh.
White Rabbit,
Impatient, yes, especially Americans. Ha.
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