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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Today's Wisdom from Shitmydadsays
"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Well. Unless it's so big you need warning. Ya know?
Good one, Mary. That is fucking funny.
I've said that before...
Too true.
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