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Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Quote of the Damn Day: George Carlin
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."
Lori, Yes, George rocks. My parents took me and my brother to see him in concert when we were fairly young. I think that was a very lucky thing. Young impressionable minds and all. . .
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14 comments:
Are we channeling the same spirit today?
He was so fucking cool wasn't he? I like the bit about worshiping the sun. Funny, but makes a ton of sense.
Peace,
pf
Yeah, me too.
Ms. Moon,
We are ALWAYS channeling the same spirit!
PF,
Yes, he was definitely cool.
Leslie,
Thanks for reading.
Sending love,
SB
"I'm dating the Pope. It could happen! But I'm only using him to get to God."
(Judy Tenuta)
Are there any great thinking comedians left?
Love you.
What a great quote! I hadn't heard that one before.
DTG,
Great quote! Love her.
Jeannie,
Yes, there is Eddie Izzard. Youtube him. I recommend Cake or Death or Do You Have a Flag?
Ginger,
Thanks, babe. Great to hear from you!
I also suggest Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Zach Galifianakis (his stand up, not his movie roles - funny in a different way), and Maria Bamford.
How did I miss this yesterday? FABULOUS quote!
I have always adored George Carlin. Remember him from the early SNL days? He was the best!
Lori,
Yes, George rocks. My parents took me and my brother to see him in concert when we were fairly young. I think that was a very lucky thing. Young impressionable minds and all. . .
Laugh.
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