The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
18 comments:
Haha, lol. ;0)
SB
I can here her now, grandpa, stop it, I'm not buying the alzheimer's excuse any more!
-doug
Good Monday, Ms. Bastard-Beloved.
I have nothing to say but that.
She looks very bored.
Doug,
Good one!
You are loved,
SB
Ms. Moon,
Good afternoon. I'm a little tardy today.
You are loved, too!
Syd,
I think she looks pissed and like she is mad at him.
I hope this does not mean you are having a manic monday.
That is one not happy to be kissed little sister!
xoxo
I don't care how much money he has - I'm not putting up with this shit any more.
Love and dirty old man kisses babe.
That look in the eyes? That is a wife. Not a happy one, but a wife.
I feel that way sometimes, but like to think that I hide it a little better!
"I hate my life, almost as much as I hate this sweater. Thanks for the lovely gift, Gramps."
heh
Good Monday to you, SB! :D
xoxo
I've been in relationships like that...
I dont know who I feel more sorry for the old man kissing the sour face or the sour faced girl
That is how I would kiss you SB ;)
<3 <3 <3
Steph,
I'm with you. Definitely a disgruntled wife.
Dish,
We all feel that way sometimes. Fo sho.
Andie,
Hiya, babe. Hope you are feeling better.
Melly Mel,
We all have.
Ruth,
Me neither.
Kissa,
A thousand smooches back.
Love to all,
SB
wife
bummer for her...
I'd be pretty pissed off to if the old git came and snogged me.
Wonder how she voted in the SB anal sex poll?
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