The Viking is wearing my ass out. We had sex and then argued about the Civil War. Good thing he's got some good-old-good-old, because we are not in agreement on the recent unpleasantness, as they say down home in Savannah.
Anyhoo, I am ONE TIRED MOTHERFUCKER today. But, somebody brought in homemade-from-scratch cake today, so there's that. A bitch has got to count her damn blessings! That's ONE, motherfuckers. Some poor bitches have NONE, so I'm doing okay comparatively.
I'm mostly eating the icing on the cake and throwing the actual cake part away. I only really dig the icing. If any of you fuckers mainly like the cake, we could hang out at parties. Let me know. We could swap cake for icing and shit. I don't want to hang with a bitch that covets my icing. I also don't like chocolate cake, only white. I'm a white-bread-cracker-ass motherfucker. I like white cake, white ice cream, and Wonderbread.
My sweet friend, Jeannie, gave me an award (thanks Jeannie!), and I am working on that post. So sorry I'm a slag, Jeannie. I do appreciate receiving it from you. I'm just a lazy motherfucker this week. Okay, every week. Whatever.
Hope all of you motherfuckers are having a good week. SB sends her love.
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Honey, the sweeter rest is thine.
When you come visit, I'll just make you a bowl of frosting. Okay?
Good morning, sweet woman. You are loved.
No problem.
- I tend to eat the cake and leave the icing unless it's good icing like cream cheese.
I've never argued about the civil war. You can be right.
Jeannie,
You would HAVE TO FIGHT ME over the cream cheese, also. I love it and I love you.
Ms. Moon,
THE FROSTING SOUNDS GREAT! I will eat ANYTHING you make me, except for peas.
You are loved, woman!
i'd cut a bitch for some frosting....
glad to see you are enjoying viking exploration. can we now refer to him as thor? how's the hammer of the gods hanging?
i cant think of any more viking double entendre now so until next time...
xxalainaxx
Miss A.,
We'll stick with The Viking, but that shit made me laugh. The Hammer of the Gods is hanging just fine, babe.
Love you. Hug Mr. M. for me.
SB
Syd,
Laugh. Good one.
Wouldn't you know it? I am the cake eater. Frosting is too sweet.
There's something about those Vikings...my sweetie is a Viking too.
I love the cake and A loves the icing. You will have to fight her for it.
Hugs to you :)
Dish,
I LOVE YOU! We'd make a great partying pair, except we'd fight over THE BOOZE.
Laugh.
Mel,
Hugs back, babe. Hi to A.
Not that booze sounds even remotely good to me today, but we would just have to make sure that we had ENOUGH booze that we didn't have to fight over it!
Much love, from my heart!
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